Are Those… Jorts???
September 8, 2011 § Leave a comment
I know the Indian Summer of San Francisco is warming up but please don’t be caught dead in these. And if you have a pair don’t give them away- destroy them so they don’t end up on anyone else. Really there isn’t an appropriate occasion to be wearing denim shorts except if you consider yourself white trash and planning on going to the State Fair.
At the first firm I worked out, Sing, this old Chinese man who drew all our renderings by hand, rolled into work wearing acid washed denim shorts. Rich who was the vice principle at the firm did a double take as Sing walked by and said “who does Sing think he is wearing shorts?” In my mind I was thinking “let’s be more clear- who does he think he is wearing ACID WASHED DENIM shorts!” And the only reason he could get away with it because 1. He was Asian, 2. He was old and old people can get away with just about anything.
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