Level Up Gents

They are what I like to call your intimates.  And you gotta think about them as that- your intimates.  Would you want to get down with a chick in your nickers you got on now?  Or the ones you have sitting in your dresser?  Just like you don’t want to get down with a woman wearing granny panties, no woman wants to get down with a guy who’s elastic band that is coming off and holes in the fabric.  As soon as you discover a hole or stain that won’t go away, throw them away!  That includes your socks too buddy.  Yes, I’ve heard the excuse that no one is going to see your holes in your socks.  EXCEPT when you come over to my house- an Asian household!  You better take those dirty ass shoes off you’ve been walking with all over the city with, stepping in piss and spit when you walk into my house.  I don’t want to see your toes sticking out of your socks, and if they are, your toe nails best be clipped.