Level Up Gents

It’s hard not to love Asian culture.  The food is amazing, the women beautiful, and we manufacture amazing things.  But for you white guys out there who have the Asian Fetish, let’s tone it down a bit.  Having a samurai sword mounted on your wall or dresser, Japanese Scrolls hanging from your walls, and lucky bamboo in your place is a DEAL-BREAKER.  Included in the list of deal-breakers are tattoos of dragons or some type of Asian character which probably reads “Kung Pao Chicken”.  On the first date with an Asian chick don’t tell her about your Asian Fetish.  If she digs it- it’s probably cause she’s a gold digger.  Some Asian chicks are known to be.