Level Up Gents

Pick up lines usually do not work.  The only purpose of a pick up line should be to break the ice and initiate a conversation with a woman.  There are the good one liners and then there are they bad!  Anything that is overtly sexual, make you sound pathetic, or a creep- don’t say!  Here are an example of a few:

• “You make my software turn into hardware!”
• “Great legs!  What time do they open?”
• “Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.”
• “I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.”
• “Did you fart?  Because you just blew me away!”

There are ways to get away with a one liner or two if you know how to use them properly. The key is knowing how to transition from the pick up line into the right topic of conversation. Remember, the only purpose of a pick up line is to “break the ice” and make her smile. So, avoid using cheesy, sleazy of dirty pick up lines — but some cute pick up lines can be effective. You can’t take yourself too seriously when saying them.  After delivering one, follow up with “I know that TOTALLY sounded like a corny pick up line…but I want to talk to you for a minute and I couldn’t think of what else to say. My name’s …” I thought these were cute and didn’t want me to punch the guy who said them immediately after- but use pick up lines with caution!

• “Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? A little kid with wings just shot me.”
• “Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.”
• “Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”