What Never to Say to a Woman
November 7, 2013 § Leave a comment
Are you sick?
You look tired.
Have you gained weight?
Happy New Year 2012!!!
December 31, 2011 § Leave a comment
I hope 2011 was as good to you as it was to me. And if it wasn’t, good riddens! There is always next year. All you kiddies out there be safe tonight. And if you hate hang overs as much as I do, I recommend taking a Pepcid AC before hitting the bars up. If you’re Asian it will prevent that lovely tomato red glow. It also help your tolerance level so you last longer through the night and reduces a hang over in the AM. Don’t ask me the science behind it because then I’d be blowing smoke up your ass. But I’ve done a whole night of Patron shots and only had a mild hang over the next AM. If that isn’t proof enough, I don’t know what is. Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2011 § 1 Comment
Off to the Big Red
November 18, 2011 § Leave a comment
I’m off to China for the next week so no posts until after Thanksgiving. Happy Turkey Day everyone!
An Ode to the Mock
October 7, 2011 § Leave a comment
Free Advice Fridays
September 23, 2011 § Leave a comment
I hope those of you that are following my blog are not just getting great entertainment value out of my posts but real and helpful advice for those who of you who need it. Fridays will now be dedicated responding to questions submitted to me through my contacts page. Looking for something in particular and need advice on where to find it? Don’t know etiquette for a particular social situation? Trying to figure out what to wear without looking like a poser? Ask me and check out my Friday’s posts for your answer.


