Seat Down
January 16, 2012 § Leave a comment
Inspired by my lovely brother. I HATE it when he uses my bathroom and leaves the seat up. Really??? If you are using a ladies bathroom you best be putting the seat back down. Why would she ever need or want it left up. Be courteous and remember this etiquette next time you take a leak at her place.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
January 10, 2012 § Leave a comment
Always show your lady respect. Especially in public around friends. Nothing is more awkward and embarassing than being blasted by your boyfriend in front of your friends. Remember, she’s not your Bro. She’s your girlfriend. And putting her on blast or showing her a lack of respect ain’t cool- especially in public. The conversation turns into her becoming the butt end of a joke and everyone laughing at her and not with her. And if that is your intent then she needs to leave you.
Want to be Touched?
January 9, 2012 § Leave a comment
If you’re straight and it’s a girl- most of your answers would be “Yes please!” Wear textures. It’s the best way to get a woman to touch you without having to solicit for it. My hand is like a magnet on a man when he wears textures. A unconscious movement. Textures gives depth and interest to an outfit. Textured weaves, corduroy, embroidery, super soft fabrics, embellishment details, etc. Try it out.
Life is Hard Move On
January 6, 2012 § Leave a comment
This 9 year old has some good advice. You think he’s single?
Can You Hear Me Now?
January 2, 2012 § Leave a comment
Women always complain that their man is never listening. Which I’ll admit even I zone out in conversation many a time. But have you every thought maybe you just need to clean your ears out. Pretty damn gross when a guy turns his head and I can literally see his wax in his ear without even trying. They say not to use Q-tips to remove earwax as that only pushes it deeper or potentially can damage your ear drum. The proper way to treat earwax at home:
- Over-the-counter wax softening drops such as Debrox and Murine or warmed mineral oil may be put into the affected ear and then allowed to drain out after about five minutes while holding the head to the side, allowing the drops to settle. Sitting up again will let the drops drain out by themselves.
- A bulb-type syringe may be used to gently flush the ear with warm water. Ear-Clear is a warm-water irrigation device that is available online for about $25-30.
- If you have excessive ear wax and over the counter products don’t work, see a physician.
Happy New Year 2012!!!
December 31, 2011 § Leave a comment
I hope 2011 was as good to you as it was to me. And if it wasn’t, good riddens! There is always next year. All you kiddies out there be safe tonight. And if you hate hang overs as much as I do, I recommend taking a Pepcid AC before hitting the bars up. If you’re Asian it will prevent that lovely tomato red glow. It also help your tolerance level so you last longer through the night and reduces a hang over in the AM. Don’t ask me the science behind it because then I’d be blowing smoke up your ass. But I’ve done a whole night of Patron shots and only had a mild hang over the next AM. If that isn’t proof enough, I don’t know what is. Happy New Year!
Sweep Her Off Her Feet
December 27, 2011 § Leave a comment
Most women are not mind readers, although many pose to be. So if you like her, you need to let her know. Do it with a grand gesture. Stop with the subtle hints, minor flirts, and games. It’s not enough to really let her know you are serious. It’s a riskier move and you are putting yourself out there but with greater risk is greater reward. And at least it’s out there and not a long and drawn out ordeal.
Even if initially she may have thought she wasn’t that into you- if you make that grand gesture and really sweep her off her feet, she can’t help but crush on you back. It’s not a guarantee but you’ll get your answer sooner than later. Every woman wants to feel and be treated like a princess, as cliche that is. Make her feel like she’s THE special one and you’ll have more success than flirting like a six year old.
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2011 § 1 Comment
I was baptized a Catholic although not a currently practicing one. So Merry Christmas to all you folks out there. I hope you were all nice this year as well as a little naughty. May St. Nick have brought more to you than a coal in your stocking this year. xxoo!
Male Bling
December 21, 2011 § Leave a comment
Leave the jewelry to the ladies. This also includes things like earrings, hemp braided necklaces and puka shells. The only person who can really get away with it is Johnny Depp, Ozzy Osbourne, a rapper, or a professional athlete (although still questionable). A more subtle way to accessorize with some bling is with watches, cuff links, or tasteful rings.
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